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--Chicken, I like chicken, I got chicken in my pants/head/toilet - I made this up in 2003, after getting bored using the word 'Chihuahua'.

--Toilets, I like toilets, toilets in my pants - Again, I made this up as well, I don't know when.

--Noob - I didn't make this up, I started playing Runescape in.. 2004? and everyone says noob on there, and it became a regular phrase for me. I use it when someone is stupid or annoying, i.e "You stupid noob!".

--Neeb - Chris and Jim would say this sometimes, and when Runescape made noob a swear word, we used neeb instead. I don't use this as much anymore.

--Fascist - It's some politcal word thing. I dunno. I heard it in the TV show 'The Young Ones' in 2004. I use it the same sorta way as noob, but sometimes join them together, i.e "You stupid fascist noob".

--Brr meow - We got Munty in 2003, and she said this alot, which in turn, caused me to say it often. People in my class then started saying it as well, which was highly annoying. I say this alot.

--Schfifty five - In 2004, probably, Jim and Chris showed me the 'Schfifty Five' thingy on Albino Black Sheep. I thought it was stupid, but they kept saying it, and it got stuck in my head.

--Yay! - I have no idea why this came about, but I think I started using this in 2005, because I liked saying it.

--I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum - It was in an episode of 'Bottom', 'Smells' to be exact. Richie and Eddie went to a sex shop, and the guy working there said it. The proper reply to this is "You've been working here too long mate".

--Great - I also got this from Bottom, I dunno whether a live show or an episode. It has to be said the right way, with the hand thing. I use this almost everytime I describe something.

--Hello, hello, hello, what's that dead body doing under the carpet? - Also from Bottom. Episode 'Gas'.

--I don't even know what it is mate. What is gas? - Has to be said correctly, also. Also from Bottom, ep Gas.

--One cup of steaming cold tea - Also from Bottom, ep Gas.

--I can't, I've got a hernia - Has to be said properly. Also from Bottom, ep Gas.

--HELLO MR GASMAN! - Also from Bottom, ep Gas.

--Mr who? - Also Bottom, ep Gas. It's the answer to the above thingy, but I don't use them together.

--I had a look at it once and fell into a coma - Bottom, ep Gas.

--For fun - Bottom, ep Gas.

--Haha, nice statistic - Bottom, ep Contest.

--LIES! THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES!!.. I mean.. no - I got it from Invader Zim, have been saying since 2002, coz that's when I first watched Invader Zim. Coz it's great.

--I saw a squirrel. It was going like this - Needs squirrel action to work. Invader Zim also.

--Waffles, I like waffles, waffles in my pants/head/toilet, waffle chicken, chicken waffle - The obsession with the word waffle originated from Invader Zim, but the phrases are from me.

--Aww.. I wanted to explode - Invader Zim.

--Give me a hedgehog and I'll show you why - From Bottom, ep Accident. Said in reply to "Why do they call you Hedgehog?". I use it when people ask why I call myself Dave Hedgehog.

--Have we got a video? YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!! - The Young Ones, ep Nasty.

--Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie - From The Young Ones, ep Nasty. Said after "Dust to dust..".

--Ftumch - The Young Ones, ep Boring.

--Neil, I hate you - I also use Munty instead of Neil, sometimes. The Young Ones.

--Get up Neil, I hate you - Also can be used with Munty instead of Neil. The Young Ones, ep Bomb.

--Shut up, I'm trying to stir my coffee - Has to be said right. The Young Ones, ep Demolition.

--Wow, I really hope we don't have a crash - The Young Ones, ep Demolition.

--I've just been round my neighbours house to borrow a drill. But he wasn't in. So I broke in and ate his fishtank. And I wasn't even hungry - Has to be said properly, with the laughs. The Young Ones, ep Cash.

--Because, Vyvyan, we haven't got any bread - Has to be said right. The Young Ones, ep Cash.

--Morning, Michael. You're up early - The Young Ones, ep Time. Has to be said right.

--Most probably, Michael - The Young Ones. Can't remember which ep.

--Ha ha! Missed both my legs! - The Young Ones, ep Oil.

--Haha! Death! - The Young Ones, ep Oil.

--'ello pussycat! 'ere's your Uncle Billy. 'Ere, what you doing in a bucket? - Has to be said right. The Young Ones, ep Boring.

--Neil, do me favour. Die - The Young Ones, ep Boring. After favour "What?" is supposed to be there. But I don't say it.

--I like Tina daddy, she's soft... soft.. - The Outer Limits, Season 6, Episode 'Simon Says'. Has to be said right. I wanted to watch an ep of TOL, and I had S6 on my laptop. I picked this one, and there is a part in it, see quote, that I thought was hilarious, so I started saying it, and then Damian started saying it, which led to the next quote.

--I like Tina daddy, she's SOFT - Has to be said right. Damian was saying the above quote and it is usually said in a high pitched voice. He accidently went to his normal voice, maybe slightly lower at the soft part. We modified it slightly and say this one more often.

--I feel the colours. The green, the black, the colours of the rainbow! - Kerri said something about feeling the colours, and Damian said this random thing one morning.

--*Nathan sneeze* - Somewhat self-explanatory, but in Balance last term, Nathan was near us, and he sneezed, and it flippin' hilarious. So we imitate the sneeze. Needs to be done right.

--Swamp boy! - Has to have hand action and said properly. This started Term 2, when we went on excursion to the national parks. On the bus Ms Bolt goes "Michael Hawkins! Your mum just called to say you weren't going to be at school today!". Me and Damian then joked about this. I said "Where did you come from?" and Damian said "I came from the swamp," and I was like WDF? So yea.. and the hand action came from when we went to assembly. Damian and Swamp Boy got stuck between the stage and Damian did this weird thingy.

--Ham boy - Because Ham boy has pig ears.

--*rocking and then fly out window* - sometimes does not include flying out the window. This started Term 2, because Ham Boy, was being strange.

--I'm a Glaswegian - The Young Ones, ep.. I can't remember.

--NAMBLA - I watched the NAMBLA ep of South Park, and thought it kewl. So I use it if someone gets bashed or killed, i.e they got nambla'd. Also used when someone is getting 'fusty', like kissing or something like that.

--Effects - In joke with my Pa. Dunno who started it, most probably me. Said when watching movies, and there is effects.. I mean.. like Basketcase - it has effects and is effects.. I dunno..

--Knees! - In 2000 or 2001, my ma knew this guy called Neil. I had said b4 this, if I ever knew anyone called Neil, I would call them Knees. So I did. He reminded me of Asian's so when we see Asian people, and other random people too, me and Pa say "Knees!".

--Ur mum - In 2003, people said this all the frickin' time and I hated it, and then I started saying it alot in 2005.

--I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in - I got this from The Shining (1980). I say this to the cats out the back and Munty.

--Fusty - I made this up.. in 2003.. I dunno why. It is an actual word, but I use it to describe people getting fusty.. nambla.. uh... romantic or when people are getting angry at each other, i.e "Ooh.. getting fusty."

--Bollocks - I stole it from some British show I watch, dunno which one coz I watch so many.

--I don't need a b) coz the a) was so great - Has to be said right. Got it from a Bottom Live show.. I think Bottom Live 2.

--Noob chicken, chicken smell, toilet sniffer, chicken sniffer, poo sniffer, poo licker, chicken licker, toilet licker, nooblet, ball licker, noob licker, noob smell, toilet smell, toilet chicken, noob toilet - used as insults. Made up by me. I also often include items around me, i.e "Stupid fascist, noob licking, toilet smell, bin, table, chair!" (I said this after hitting my foot on the wall once).

--Flip, flipping, frickin' (etc) - My swear words. Coz I don't swear. These are my substitutes.

--Chicken wings. Yay. - In Media, we were watching the stuff on the video camera (which wasn't ours, it was Keegan, Bradlee and Nathan's) and someone was colouring in, and in the background you could hear softly 'Yay.' We thought this was effing hilarious. Another time, we were watching it, with Keegan, Bradlee and Nathan, and we realised it was actually 'Chicken wings. Yay'. As it turns out, I was the one that said it, although I don't remember.

--Steep?! It's effing vertical - Bottom Live 2.

--Well that's just effing marvellous, isn't it? - Bottom or a Bottom Live.

--Burma! Why'd you say Burma? I panicked - Monty Python's Flying Circus.

--I've got a slug - Monty Python. I quote the one from 'And Now For Something Completely Different' coz it's better. Has to be said right.

--What a strange person - Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Has to be said right.

--Right, right, right - A Clockwork Orange.

--Hihihi, Mr Deltoid! - A Clockwork Orange.

--My natural exuberance spills out all over the place - Has to be said with sound at end. From the song 'I'm The Urban Spaceman'.

--*sticky tape thing* - Watch outtakes for our version of Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

--I 'ate your mum, and I 'ate you - From Spaced. Ep 3, Art.

--Pud-ding, I always loved your quirkyness! - Has to be said right. From Spaced, ep 3, Art.

--Yea boy! - I'm sure Chris used to say this in a high pitched voice in 2004, and I just started saying it.

--I wonder where that fish has gone - That whole segment really. From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

--Who's Hal David? - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. This annoys me, because ever since then (I watched it about 10 March 2005) everytime I see Burt Bacarach and/or Hal David written somewhere, I have to say it.

--Michael Ellis - Monty Python's Flying Circus. Has to be said right.

--Would you remember a man 9 foot high, with a scar from here to here? I think I do remember someone like that.. Well that's NOT Michael Ellis - Monty Python's Flying Circus. Has to be said right.

--Lemon curry? - Monty Python's Flying Circus.

--I'm not on a wire, I am flying. You're on a wire! I am flyin'! You're on a wire! I'll show you whether I'm on a wire or not! Give me the 'oop! What? Oh, I suppose we don't know what an 'oop is - Monty Python's Flying Circus. Has to be said right.

--We have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies - Pyscho (1960).

--I don't set a fancy table, but the kitchen's awful homey - Pyscho (1960). Has to be said right,

--*Rick's poems* - I didnt wanna write them. The Young Ones.

--What are you gonna do? Bleed on me? - Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

--I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough, wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! - Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Has to be said right.

--One day lad, all this will be yours. What the curtains? No, not the curtains lad! - Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Has to be said right.

--My good friend, Vanessa Feltz - Has to be done right. Little Britain.

--Ooh my God, I so can't believe you just said that! - Little Britain. Has to be said right.

--Yeh I know - Little Britain. Has to be said right.

--How did you get up there? I fell. - Little Britain. Has to be said right.

--With a pickle! - Black Books. Has to be said right.

--Oh, floppy disks - The Young Ones, ep Bambi.

--*whole Bacon Sandwich part* - The Young Ones, ep Bambi.

--Ah, now wasn't it.. Monk D'Wally D'Honk? - The Young Ones, ep Bambi.

--Pip, pip, tally ho and Bernard's your uncle - Blackadder (4) episode.. I dunno..

--As far as I can tell you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo - Blackadder (4).

--Is hamster - Fawlty Towers.

--Hello K-Ken's p-pets! - A Fish Called Wanda.

--I rule - American Beauty.

--I bet a dime - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

--Are you alliance? Am I a lion? What? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar. I said alliance. Oh.. I thought.. weird - Firefly, Ep 14 - Objects in Space.

--Right meow - Super Troopers.

--Hail thee! - Super Troopers.

--It's Afghanistanamation! - Super Troopers.

--Dan? Dan?! - Has to be said right. I was watching The Fog remake (which was hilarious) and I kept repeating that part throughout the movie. The next day I kept saying it at skool (in my special way) and now me and Damian say it all the time.

--Billy? - Has to be said right. I was watching Alien3 and Alien Ressurection the other day again, mainly coz I had watched an ep of The Outer Limits, and Leland uh.. Orser was in it, and he was in Alien 4, so then I remembered about my Alien marathon I started last year and didn't finish. Anyway, I just started calling everyone Billy.

--Dear Kim, you might be a gay child, but that's ok! - Said to Jim. When we went to the Gold Coast in 2005, we went to Dracula's, which absolutely rocks. Jim had been a bit gay, and this pirate guy had been making fun of him. We were given a book in which you could get the people that worked there to sign it. And that's what the pirate wrote.

--For the purpose of this conversation I am my aunt. Hello Mabel - Has to be said right. Bottom, ep Contest.

--Very well, Mabel. But I must warn you, if your nephew reads anymore art magazines, he may very well go blind - Can't remember it properly, but that's wat I say. Bottom, ep Contest. Has to be said right.

--Marill *shooting* - Has to be done and said right. Me and Damian were discussing Pokemon, and I said I didn't like Marill, which Damian then acted out saying "Marill!" in Marill voice and then pretending to shoot it.

--He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! - Life of Brian. Has to be said right.

--A balm?! What are you giving him a balm for it might bite him! - Life of Brian. I sometimes do the whole quote, but usually just that. Has to be said right.

--Stop that. It's silly - Monty Python. Has to be said right.

--Say no more, nudge nudge (etc) - I mix up all the stuff said in it, to form a long sentence. Excitement. And Now For Something Completely Different. Has to be said right.

--And now for something completely different - Monty Python's Flying Circus. Has to be said right.

--And now, Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson/Blown it out of proportion - Random stuff from that sketch. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Has to be said right.

--Can I call you Frank? Why Frank. Frank's a nice name. President Nixon had a hedgehog called Frank/I didn't call you Eddie Baby, did I, sweetie?/None of this.. pussycat nonsense - Random stuff from that sketch too. And Now For Something Completely Different. Has to be said right.

--That's quite a stutter you got there Ken - A Fish Called Wanda.Has to be said right.

--Has anyone told the stiffy joke? - The Young Ones, ep Nasty.
Has to be said right.

--Do you dig graves? Yeah, yeah, they're all right yeah. I'm so glad. I think they're wonderful - The Young Ones, ep Nasty.

--I don't see what's so special about it. I've got a degree in computer science. That's what. Oh, that is quite special - The Young Ones, ep Cash.

--I just looked at it, and exploded, Rick - The Young Ones, ep Boring. Has to be said right.

--Rickety chair - Got the basis of the idea from The Young Ones, ep Boring. But I use it outside of the proper quote too. Has to be said right.

--A flying dog? A flying.. er.. catapult. A flying catapult? Er.. I'm famished. So what's new? Microchip Technology. What? Microchip technology, that's quite a, quite a new thing isnt it? - The Young Ones, ep Interesting.
Has to be said right.

--Have you said yes, hippy? - The Young Ones, ep Interesting. Has to be said right.

--Want a game of Travel Scrabble, Death? - The Young Ones, ep Interesting. Has to be said right.

--Hello, everybody! I'm the Easter Bunny! - Sometimes I do the whole bit. Not often. I say it usually, when I am going to feed the cats. The Young Ones, ep Time. Has to be said right.

--It's bacon isn't it? Bacon and rolling around in the mud - Has to be said right. The Young Ones, ep Time.

--Gone out for a pack of cigarettes - in joke between me and Pa. Because, in movies etc, people go out for a packet of cigarettes, and never come back.

--This may sound like a stupid question, Lip nip nip nip bibble? - The Young Ones, ep Flood.

--Nope! Not a sausage - The Young Ones, ep Flood.

--Shoo flee? - Sims 2, said when Sim is having baby. Have to do the arm thing and say it right.

--Hands up who likes me - The Young Ones, ep Bambi.

--Crop rotation in the fourteenth century was considerably more widespread after.. John? - Has to be said right. Sometimes I do whole sketch. The Young Ones, ep Bambi.

--How romantic - I made this up in 2003. I say it at random times. Usually not in context.

--I'll just turn this way, now - In health this year sometime, we had to watch an episode of The Simpsons (which I hate), and Damian kept saying this and it got stuck in my head, so I say it now, alot.

--Twigs - Kerri. Me, Kerri and Damian were playing this game, and Kerri kept saying twig.

--Dop it! Ud up! - Damian. Coz he is a sped.

--This is my drama bag/This is my stuff for drama - 3 girls. We asked 3 girls if he was Russian and he said "No. This is my stuff for drama."

--I thought it was American/Why can't we learn American - Tamara. Damian said the hardest language to learn was English and Tamara replies "I thought it was American."

--Dear Mr Royal Hampton.. I am a white woman, from America - White Chicks. Has to be said right, actions and all. Yea..

--Whatever - Little Britain - Sebastian.

--I don't fancy you! - Little Britain - Sebastian.

--Sir, yes, Sir! - Little Britain X-Mas Special.

--Yeah, my sister's at TAFE today! - We were asking Kerri questions she didn't want to answer, and she said this loudly. LOL!

--What a beautiful chocolate man *laugh* - White Chicks. Has to be said right, yeah.

--Denzel Washington! - White Chicks. Has to be said right.

--*replace v with b* - Dad likes to replace v's with b's, ie Kebin Costner. So now I do.

--Der - Dad does it. It's pronounced like there with a d instead.

--How'd you know me name? - The Young Ones, ep Nasty. I use it if someone calls me an insult or something to that effect.

--Oh no you di'nt! - said in a 'black' woman voice. Usually with a hand movement.

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